Seasoned Intimidator
My Dad’s a big sports guy – not watching them, but playing them. His main game is ping-pong, but he plays tennis a few times a week and is a main beach-volleyball and and bocce ball guy. When we’d go to the beach, he’d bring his own volleyball net, and he and another dad would play anybody. He got into the habit of making team T-shirts for the two of them, and one year they had a red cartoon gorilla on the front with the caption “Seasoned Intimidator.” (The back of his shirt read “Maniacal Michael.”)
